Archive for December, 2009

30
Dec

Hump Day Sounds – Last Hump of the Year

Well, here we are. Another year gone. I don’t have anything prepared, so I’m going to do like Matt and make some New Year’s Resolutions.

Listen to more music. At least 1 new band a week.
Work out once. Just once.
Write more songs. Let’s say one a week here, too.
Put out my digital ep tentatively titled “What Has Scott Bakula Done For Me Lately?”
Be a more awesome Dad.
Get better time management skills. Maybe I need to make a schedule.

That’s good enough for now. I give myself til March before they’re all broken.

Either way, later. Sup Matt?

28
Dec

Monday Mornings– Resolutions.

So I hope everyone had/is having a good holiday season. Since I didn’t do a review this week, I thought I’d share my New Years Resolutions!
Like to hear it here it go.

Buy at least one cd a month.
See at least one movie a month.
Buy a new food once a week to try.
Work out at least three times a week.
Pay off debts.
Go to school in the fall, at least part time.
Find a new job.
Post normally on mondays, as well as bi-monthly movie review (It’s a new thing I wanna do!)

That’s pretty well all of mine, the ones I want to stick to anyway. Feel free to comment and let us know what your resolutions are for this year? Are you doing anything special for New Years Eve?

Either way, later!

26
Dec

Music Review – Black Cobra

Black Cobra – Chronomega

If I were only allowed to use one word to describe Black Cobra, it’d be “brutal”. But I don’t just have one word. I have as many as I want. So, instead of using one word, I’ll ask a question. How the fuck do two dudes make such big music? I’m not sure how. But they do. And let them be blessed for it.

Black Cobra remind me a lot of Beaten Back to Pure. Heavy riffs, and all attitude. They aren’t quite as sleazy at BBtP, but they still mean business.

As it does with most doom/stoner metal, it does all sort of blend into one after a while, so for me Chronomega doesn’t hold up as a whole album, but it still kicks the shit out of me when it shows up on my playlist.

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22
Dec

Hump Day Sounds – Tegan & Sara

Tegan & Sara – Sainthood

I don’t remember a time when I didn’t like Tegan & Sara. I remember seeing them play on MuchMusic the day Bradford Howe left. I remember seeing the video for Living Room. I remember listening to So Jealous when I sold music at the local big box store at the mall. I completely skipped over The Con. But the release of Sainthood caught my attention.

Sainthood is fucking good. Everything from So Jealous is still here. The great harmonies, they great song structure, but it seems like the girls have managed to “mature as songwriter” whatever the fuck that means. Somebody is going to take this the wrong way, but as great as So Jealous was, the songs on Sainthood seem smarter. More refined. More realized. The use of electronic elements really add to the build of the songs. The layering is immaculate. This is a record that reminds you music sounds better when it surrounds you.

So, seriously. Go buy this record, pop on some headphones and let these songs whollop you like they’re supposed to. Right over the fucking head with an emotional baseball bat.

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Actually, while I think of it, here’s my absolutely favourite Tegan & Sara memory.

When my son Jakob was super young, like under a year old, he caught a cold. While he was teething. It was a rough scene. He woke up Thursday morning, and went back to sleep Saturday afternoon. While I was driving around that Saturday afternoon trying to get him to fall back to sleep, he finally conked out during So Jealous. Ever since then, he’s been a Tegan & Sara fan. You Wouldn’t Like Me is his favourite song by them. I thought you’d like to know that.

20
Dec

Monday Mornings– Avatar in real 3D (2009)

avatar-movie-posterSo I’ve never seen a 3D movie before. When my friend suggested going to see Avatar, I got pretty excited. I’ll admit I didn’t really buy into the hype at first. It just looked like another CG movie to me, and I hadn’t heard anything of the story line. I just wanted to see what the 3D was all about.

It was pretty intense.

I sat down with my TCBY parfait, and shouted out the answers to the pre-show quizzes. I had my plastic 3D glasses, which are pretty stylish, sitting on my face, hoping they’d throw something 3D in, to see what it was like. We chatted back and forth until the movie started.

Holy. Hell. It was amazing. The commercials that advertise 3D where the screen seems to come out at you are not a lie. I was amazed. But the actual 3D isn’t the point.

The world that we are brought into in Avatar, is Beautiful. We follow ex-marine Jake Sully from earth to a planet in another galaxy (he had to spend over five years in cryostasis to get there) called Pandora. The planet looks like an alternate reality Earth, where reptiles were the prominent species in mammals. And even though it seems to be just a cheap gimmick, explores the fact that evolution, whether mammal, reptile, bird, etc, follows a similar pattern. For example, the natives to Pandora, the Navi, are tall, slender, blue skin humanoids, and there are animals that closely resemble our own, wolves, rhinoceros’, geckos and to a certain extent, dinosaurs, and prehistoric flying reptiles.

The story gets off to a pretty good start, an ex-marine given two options, one good, one bad (morally). He chooses the bad, to favour his army background, thinking that the Navi are savages. He is put into a link tube, and takes over his avatar, which he gets used to fairly quickly, and is a biologically engineered Navi.

He learns about the Navi, and their way of life, and starts to see them in a different light.

Now, here’s where it’s downfall is. The acting was definitely up to par. I got into the characters, which I thought would be hard, since most of them are computer renderings. I could believe the story, I got into the world, I wanted to learn more about everything that was going on, but, something’s are so incredibly predictable. The foreshadowing left nothing to the imagination. Instead of having a feeling later on in the movie of ’Oh that was because of this!’ it was a more instant ’I can’t wait to see that.’ I wont give them away, but if you see the movie, you’ll likely figure out what I’m talking about.

It was a good movie, but I didn’t go in expecting anything really, since I hadn’t paid much attention to the advertising. The world was gorgeous, the characters were well played, the 3D was amazing, and I’ve always had a thing for blue skinned girls.

I wrote this review in 3D.

Either way, later.

16
Dec

Hump Day Sounds – Megadeth

I’ve been thinking that what I’ve been writing for Hump Day Sounds is usually too short, and I’ll spend the next 3 years reviewing the albums I have now instead of getting new stuff. So I’ll try to make Wednesdays a little more exciting with some essay type stuff, and some actual reviews “smattered” about. Now read!

In Junior High, I was a bit of a dork. I got picked on a lot, and spent a lot of time listening to music. Mostly I had old country tapes, and a few old rock n’ roll compilations. Trevor, this guy I used to sit with on the bus obviously felt my pain. One morning, on the way to school he gave me a tape to listen to.

“Listen to this with headphones, cause you’re mother is going to hate it.” he said.

I looked at the cover art, and being the good little religious boy I was, instantly got sick to my stomach. A skin and bones man wrapped in a loin cloth levitating in his jail cell. I remember hating it, but not being able to put it away. Like watching a car crash. Over and over, I stared at the cover, and read through the lyrics until it was finally time to go home.

Honestly, I don’t remember what I thought the first time I heard “Skin’ o my Teeth”, or what went through my mind during “Sweating Bullets”. I hated the strings at the beginning of “Symphony of Destruction” cause I didn’t like classical music, but I do remember laughing pretty hard at the end of “High Speed Dirt.” Not much rings a bell after “Psychotron”, but I still know it to hear it.

All that being said, I can honestly say that “Countdown to Extinction” changed how I listened to music, and changed what I listened to. I replaced Chuck Berry with Megadeth, Elvis with Nirvana, and George Jones with Green Day. As a 13 year old boy, this was amazing.

Nowadays, there’s room in my collection for all of these artists. They all hold a place on my shelf, my hard drive, and in my life soundtrack, and I doubt that will ever change. But when the film of my life is made, and they zoom in on the 13 year old Joe sitting in our bedroom with headphones on, they will call me “Psychotron”.

14
Dec

Monday Mornings– A Santa Cause Vol. 1&2

B0000DF2KQSo the Christmas season is upon us, the malls are decked, Christmas tunes are playing in the grocery stores, and Swiss Chalet is serving their Festive Special. If you’re like me, you steer away from what everyone else says, and might even like a few of the Christmas songs that play 24 hours a day in every store you visit. And also if you’re like me, you’d like to hear these songs played by punk bands.

A Santa Cause, punk rock Christmas songs volumes one and two delivers! The originals are a bit off, since, well, lets face it, original Christmas songs, just aren’t always that great. But there are a couple of gems among them, like Blink-182‘s I Wont Be Home for Christmas. And the traditional songs are awesome. A good hard cover of White Christmas, or Jingle Bells is just what the season needs to get the hard core kids into the spirit of Christmas.

Volume one had a percentage of sales going towards the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS foundation, while Volume two gave to Cure Autism Now. Hence the Cause. The last record was released in ‘06 so I’m losing hope that more will be released, but I’ll keep looking for another cover of John Lennon’s Happy Christmas, or Paul’s Wonderful Christmas Time, and adding a cover of White Christmas, and Meli Kelikimaka to my wish list.

Either way, Feliz Navidad!

09
Dec

The Hump Day Sounds – Wintersleep (2003)

Every once in a while I remember something I used to listen to. Because I’m used to this album, I can tell a better story about it. I’d like to tell you a bit about Wintersleep.

With the winter months upon us, I thought it fitting to touch on a record that regardless of when I listen to it, reminds me of the dead of winter. Never in a bad way, but in a “I got super drunk last night, today’s my day off, it’s storming out so I’m going to wear off this hangover on my couch watching “Snatch” over and over again” kind of way.

Wintersleep’s first self-titled album does this for me. It’s life cycle ran from about six months before my big break-up to about the winter afterwards. It’s a record that deals with a lot of cold emotion, but still manages to keep you warm. Hopeful. Like the winter, I guess. The bite of the wind. The insulation of the snow. The knowledge that soon it will be over. This too, shall pass.

I’m not sure what Wintersleep sounds like now. I have all their albums, plus a few bootlegs. I haven’t bothered to listen to the newest one. Their live show pulled me in, and I havne’t seen them play in nearly 6 years now. I lost interest in them after their second self-titled album, which was also brilliant. It didn’t have the same effect on me as the first did. It’s a good record, but it doesn’t really remind me of anything.

The right place, the right time, the right songs and you’ve got something to carry with you. Something to remind you what you have. And something to bring where you’re going.

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07
Dec

Monday Mornings– Taken (2008)

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So I know I normally do music reviews on Mondays, but I had nothing written, and I haven’t listened to anything enough to do a proper review. However, this morning my room mate asked if I had ever seen Taken. I’d heard it was pretty bad ass, but I hadn’t heard a whole lot else.

It gets off to a bit of a slow start, unlike a lot of other action movies. Which I actually liked, since we get to know the characters a lot better. I found it adds a bit more to the whole movie over all. We meet the father, Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson), an Ex “preventor” who retired and moved to California to be closer to his daughter, Kim (Maggie Grace) who lives with her mother, and step father. The story shows us how he genuinely loves, and misses his daughter.

We soon find out, after Mills’ friends ask him for help with a freelance body guard job, watching over a pop starlette, just how massively bad ass Bryan Mills is. Quickly dropping a potential stabber, and hopping in an escape vehicle.

This is where the story picks up. Kim makes plans to go to Paris with a friend, and ends up getting into a lot of trouble. While on the phone with her father, she is kidnapped. Almost instantly it turns from feel good family movie, to pulse pounding action. From here on, it’s Liam Neeson verses the entire European Sex Slave Trade. Intense!

Through out the next hour and a half the action and plot gets thicker, and more intense. Mills runs through Paris, knocking off various bad guys, and uncovering more and more of the sex trade, trying to find his daughter. Old friends turn to potential enemies, shots are fired, shots don’t get to be fired, and the bad assery flows like an awesome, delicious wine.

This movie, though not my favourite action movie off all time, definitely took a top spot among them. I’m slightly reluctant to say it, but I think Taken could possibly be a perfect action movie. The longer intro story makes us love the characters. We not only want to see the awesome Dad come out of retirement and kick some ass, you genuinely want to see him save his hot daughter from being bought and sold, and the reunion scene is additionally heart warming. It takes what every other action movie promises, and delivers. Heart pounding, edge of your seat suspense.

If you haven’t seen Taken, I highly recommend.

Either way, later.

06
Dec

Serious News

If you might or might not remember, a while back I interviewed “Rusted Dawn”. They’re a metal band based out of Sussex, NB. Well, they’ve got some news. I’ll leave it to the press release to explain it;

RUSTED DAWN JOINS DIMINISHED FIFTH RECORDS

(Halifax, NS)
Diminished Fifth Records is pleased to announce the signing of New Brunswick based thrashers RUSTED DAWN. Emerging in 2004, RUSTED DAWN have released two independent EPs and toured throughout Canada, their debut full-length ‘The Black Tides of War’ is scheduled for a March/April release on the Halifax based metal label which was recently nominated for the East Coast Music Award ‘Record Label of the Year’.

“We are incredibly excited to get behind this album and to help expose these killer tunes to the masses” says label owner Josh Hogan, “not only is Rusted Dawn a great addition to the growing and diverse D5R family but there is no doubt that they are one of the hardest working bands out east and anyone who knows D5R knows that hard work is integral to us!”

Jeremy Goddard, who provides vocals and rhythm guitars for the band commented, “We’re super stoked on having our album released under the Diminished Fifth flag. Josh and the D5R crew have been pretty damn supportive of RD since they first caught wind of us, so it’s great to finally be working on this level with people so pumped on all the bands and tunes they represent here in the Maritimes.” His brother in crime Justin who handles the lead guitars duties added “It’s really great to have someone as excited about this release as we are. D5R has been helping to put a lot of east coast talent into the spotlight here, and across Canada and their efforts aren’t going unnoticed.”

The band will be touring next year in support of ‘The Black Tides of War’ but in the meantime you can catch RUSTED DAWN on their following east coast dates:

December 7th, 2009 – The Capital (Fredericton, NB) w/labelmates WE, THE UNDERSIGNED & BLACK MOOR who were both recently nominated for the ‘Loud Recording of Year’ East Coast Music Award.

December 18th, 2009 – House of Rock (Charlottetown, PE)

December 19th, 2009 – Gus’ Pub (Halifax, NS)