Now that the entertainment’s out of the way, I want to take a minute to shout out Desert Bus for Hope! These four poor bastards take 4-hour shifts playing the world’s most boring game non-stop for charity, for as long as people pay them to play it! All the proceeds go to Child’s Play, a charity dedicated to providing kids at over 40 hospitals worldwide with toys and games (including the IWK in Halifax).
The boys have already been at it for 48 hours, and they’re only about $1000 away from passing last year’s 4 and a half day total of $22,805. Stop by, cause a little suffering for the benefit of others, and enjoy the schadenfreude guilt-free!
I’ve been spending a lot of quality time with my Xbox lately, most of which has been sunk into Mirror’s Edge. I pulled the demo off Live about a week before the game released, and it wasted no time digging it’s claws into me.
The first thing you notice when you load up the game is the unique visual style. When you’re outdoors, it look like they took a real city and rotoscoped it into a pristine environment. There’s a lot of white and primary colors, and while it’s not always realistic it doesn’t seem cartoony either. It’s refreshing to see a game actually go for artistic style instead of just trying to overwhelm you with details.
The interior spaces are a little more detailed, but still not distracting. Inside and out the whole city reeks of utopianism, and if you’ve seen Equilibrium it’s very easy to imagine that you’re flinging yourself across the skyline of Libria.
The cutscenes are animated, and I find myself on the fence as to whether or not I like them. The plot itself is very basic, in a softcore porn kind of way: It provides just enough story to explain why we’re there and keep things moving. It’s a typical “lone wolf has to prove their sibling’s innocence” story, but with anti-utopian undertones. In the near future, data and communication are heavily monitored, forcing people who need to move illicit information to go old school. You control Faith, a Runner that spends most of her time in the world of the chimney sweeps, transporting information by foot stories above prying eyes.
The controls are mostly solid, though using the occasionally-unresponsive Left Bumper of the 360 controller for jumping resulted in running straight off the side of a building a few times. The combat is simple enough that you can fight if you have to, but difficult enough to encourage fleeing if at all possible. You have the option of picking up the weapons of fallen opponents, but you can’t move nearly as quickly, and you get an achievement (Test of Faith – 80 Points) for beating the game without firing a shot at an enemy. I went for it on my first playthrough, and I’m glad I did… Taking down one “Blue” then shooting up a room isn’t nearly as exciting as trying to weave your way through at top speed.
Speaking of achievements, there’s a hilariously-named secret one… I, uh, dropped in on an unsuspecting Blue, saw the achievement pop up, and promptly laughed my balls off. I’ll leave you all to find that one yourselves, though.
The story isn’t very long, and that’s a mark against it, but it’s still got a fair bit of replay value thanks to the Time Trial mode… Find your way through the levels of the game, through a series of checkpoints, as fast as you can, and see how you stack up against the rest of the world on the Leaderboards! This is one area where the new ability to “install” games comes in handy, as it eliminates the pesky “loading areas” like elevators that can sink you time trial runs in a hurry.
I’ve always said my favorite thing about the Xbox is being able to download demos, and this game is one you’ll either love or hate. I highly suggest getting the demo. If you enjoy it, the story mode is definitely worth the cost of a rental. If you got the demo and then spent three days trying to find shortcuts through the two levels it offered like I did, go out and buy it.
Here’s a taste of the game’s first chapter… Enjoy!
I met your mama when I was sixteen
You couldn’t have been anymore than three
She caught me stealing yall’s color TV
She called the cops and they arrested me
She was the wildest thing I’d ever seen
the way she pointed that shotgun at me
the police hauled my ass off to jail
Your mama signed the trailer to help make the bail
She picked me up and drove me home
said “I’ll learn you not to roam”
Green green grass under my feet
but all I can think about’s the dirt underneath
Bulldozers and dirt Bulldozers and dirt
behind the trailer, my desert
Them red clay piles are heaven on earth
I get my rocks off, bulldozers and dirt
I got a pickup that’s up on blocks
and I’m up to my ass in debt and hock
and I can’t get the red stains off of my socks
and I can’t get you off of my mind
I’ve lived with your mama for eleven years
Through good times, and bad times, fist fights and tears
but something comes over me when you come near
so won’t you come over and sip on this beer
Bulldozers and dirt Bulldozers and dirt
behind the trailer, my desert
I don’t mean no harm, I just like to flirt
but most of all I like bulldozers and dirt
I was chatting with an old high school friend, Jana the other night, and as most of conversations tend to do, we ended up on the subject of music. Eventually we started in on people who have “bad” taste in music.
Now, most of my adult life I’ve spent with other musicians, so bad music taste was never an issue. Now I deal with “regular” adults and while it’s refreshing in some ways, music is not one of them.
Amongst my current friends and acquaintances there are fans of Disturbed, Nickelback and Shania Twain.
Now having said all this, I’m being humbled by my questionable taste.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you my “Top 5 songs I would make fun of people for like, but genuinely enjoy myself;
Obviously I’m ok with cussing. A “fuck” or a “shit” here and there hasn’t really hurt anybody. But every once in a while you hear somebody drop an F-Bomb that makes even the most sea-worthy sailor blush. Sam Beam of Iron & Wine throws down two that still surprise me every time.
Time and all you took. Only my freedom to fuck the whole world
We were born to fuck each otherOne way or another
I’m not sure if it’s his quiet demeanor, or how he sings so softly you can hear every letter of every word, but when Sam Beam rides the F-Train, it’s pretty fuckin’ brutal.
not sure what’s going in that video for evening on the ground. just listen to the song.
We talked about fireworks, I brought the fireworks! Be thankful I didn’t use the after-pic of the guy that lit fireworks out of his ass… surely tests your gag reflexes.
I really just wanted to quickly introduce myself. So “Mr. Bill Collector” huh? Sounds weird right. Oddly enough, it is directly musically relevant. As a hardcore Fantasy sports guy, it’s also the moniker I’ve been using for the last 9-10 years. Why not get serious and bring it to The Business?
“Mr. Bill Collector” is actually one of my favorite songs from a little rap foursome from Cleveland called Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Definitely not a flavor for everyone, but they come highly recommended from me. These fellas can all sing and can rap along the sound barrier, but what a different and awesome sound. They’ve been around for a while, be shamed if you haven’t heard of them.
I may tend to bring a little more of the “mainstream-ish” stuff into the mix, but with much appreciation for the Local/Indie vibe of this blog.
I’m out… but not before leaving you with a pic that I saw today that made me chuckle…
This is my friend Kid Rock, wearing a Tennessee Titans’ Rob Bironas jersey, at the 42nd Annual Country Music Awards (in Nashville of course). As we’ve all come to experience… he tirelessly promotes that he’s from “Detroit-city” while still upholding his hillbilly image. Anyway… the punchline: very funny to see Kid rockin’ the 9-0 Titans jersey. I’m thinking he must save his freshly ironed 0-9 Detroit Lions jersey for Sunday’s at home.
When you start digging around Moncton’s music history you find, as I imagine you would in any city, a lot of incest. This guy was in this band, but now he’s in this band with this guy. You know, that kinda stuff.
Well, Blood Royal is that stuff.
Their guitar player Jody was in Mood Cadillac, which is known in Moncton as the missing link between the Monoxides and Iron Giant. Their drummer Errol plays guitar in the Peter Parkers, amongst other projects. (I’m still waiting on the next Cedar Lodge show). And singer Mark and bass player Mathieu were also band mates in CLON.
Blood Royal has just put out their debut Ochenta. It’s a heavy as balls slice of stoner rock that’s fit any fan of the genre, whether you’re just scratching the surface with Kyuss and Queens of the Stone Age (like I am) or you’re in the deep and fuzzies examples of which I couldn’t even make up. I even managed to spot a Nirvana influence on 2 or 3 tracks early on in the record.
Jody’s riffage is A-1 all the way through this record. He manages to lock into a solid groove, which really allows for the band to shine as a cohesive unit. My favourite tracks on this record are definitely “The Ties That Bind” and Naht Sununu. I loved them both as demo tracks when BR first started up, but I’m glad to hear they didn’t try to change it too much.
Great tunes, great voice, fantastic riffs, Blood Royal’s “Ochenta” is a great debut record. I look forward to what’s on the turnpike.
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun, and in the morning, We will remember them.
Canadian Losses
World War I: 64,944
World War II: 45,300
Korea: 516
Peacekeeping: 116
Afghanistan: 97
I’m not gonna lie: I had a hard time getting into …music video?‘s latest album now that my tv has wings i’ll never be lonely. I wasn’t that I disliked it, it just didn’t pull me in. Before this morning, every time I put it on I’d end up walking away after a few songs to do something else while it played in the background.
I was determined to give it a fair shake, though, so this morning I got out the headphones, parked myself in my favorite chair, closed my eyes and popped it on.
If I had to pick a genre, I’d probably go with industrial pop. Think Linkin Park meets The Barenaked Ladies. That said, the album covers a very wide range, and no two songs really sound the same. I’m pretty sure almost everyone could find at least one track on the album they enjoy, but as a whole it’s just too much ranch for one cowboy, and I think that’s why I had trouble getting into it.
If you want to have a listen, the …music video? MySpace has two tracks from this album (“For the Sake of Argument I Disagree” and “The Day I Exploded”), two from the first release, and two demos. They don’t cover the entire range that the album does, but you can get a pretty good feel for it.
Overall, having finally listened to the whole album start to finish I do have to say I enjoyed it. It’s not something I’ll listen to regularly, but it’s definitely earned a place in my ambient music playlist.