Archive for the 'Film Review' Category

04
Apr

Saturday (oops) night movie– Where the Wild Things Are.

So this isn’t going to be a very long post, and I know it’s a day late, but it’s Easter, so I’m calling in a Holiday.

Now, if you’ve ever read the book as a child, you may be into this film. It’s kind of fun, seeing all the memorable monsters coming to life, and since they used suits instead of CG, it makes it that much better.

That being said, it’s really the best part of the movie. The main character Max, was hard to get attached to. The kid has a good life, his mother loves him, and gives him a good home, he has toys, a dog, everything a kid that age could every want or need. But his sister’s friend wrecks his igloo, and his Mom has company and can’t play with him, so he flips out and runs away from home. He’s a brat.And the monsters are the same, none of them are characters you can connect with, and the one that is the most relatable gets ignored for the majority of the movie.

Now, this isn’t to say that it’s not a decent movie. There are definitely people who would appreciate it a lot more than I did. I wont recommend this movie, but only because I wasn’t very impressed. But if your child at heart is still bugging you, it’s not absolutely horrid.

Either way, later.

13
Mar

Saturday Night Movie– Alice in Wonderland in 3D.

First off, never, Ever, drink three Dr Peppers, a large coffee, and then buy a large drink at the theatre. You miss stuff.

Now, Tim Burtan’s Alice in Wonderland. Where to start. I didn’t go in expecting much, I thought this was an over hyped, 3-d movie, and was scared it would turn the way of Avatar, and be praised for more than it’s worth. Avatar is still playing by the way. How pleasantly surprised I was with this film!

The opening scenes were fantastic foreshadowing, and your first glimpse of Wonderland takes you back to when you were a kid, watching the Disney cartoon for the first time. Normally I hate it when Disney decides to make a sequel, especially when they make it live action, but this time they did it right. The 3-d, and whimsical scenery made wonderland appear more of a cartoon with a few live actors here and there.

Alice, having aged thirteen years since her last adventure in wonderland, had almost forgotten about it. Can you say Peter Pan in Hook? She’s off to a party where the Lord attempting to court her plans to ask for her hand. Keep your eye on the characters around her at this party. The lord’s mother takes her through a garden of white roses, which Alice suggests to paint red, when she spots the white rabbit. She excuses herself from the ceremony to follow him down the rabbit hole, landing in a very familiar checker floor room, with nothing but a small door, a key sitting on a table, and a bottle labelled “Drink me.”

As we follow Alice we find that a prophecy reports her return to wonderland, or Underland as the natives call it, to slay the Red Queen’s dragon, the Jabberwalkie. Alice, convinced this is all a dream, embarkes reluctantly on her adventure, teaming up with old characters such as, Tweedledum, Tweedledee, Dormouse, and of course the star role, The Mad Hatter, played by one Willy Wonka. I mean… Edward Scissorhands. Oops, Victor Van Dort. Ok, it’s Johnny Depp. Of course it’s Johnny Depp, who else would play Tim Burtan’s eccentric, colourful main character?

Anne Hathaway also makes an appearance as the White Queen. What a perfect fairy tale princess she is, flowing around the scenes with her head held high in beauty. Stephan Fry as the Chesire Cat, and Alan Rickman plays the caterpillar. Perfect! And Mia Wasikowska as Alice, looking very good in a suit of armour, pulled the movie together, and tied it off with a bow on top.

Like I said, I wasn’t expecting much going into the theatre, but I left very happy with the entire experience. I would see this movie again, and I hope it gets the same amount of glory that Avatar did. In short, if you’re flipflopping on seeing this movie, do it, it’s worth the ten bucks.

Either way, later.

30
Jan

Saturday Night Movies– Legion (2010)

legion01My friend and I had been waiting since September of oh nine to see this movie, and it was well worth the wait. Legion is among the most intense apocalyptic movies I’ve seen in a long time. I have very little complaints.

The story follows a group of people at a gas station diner in the middle of nowhere desert. Among them are the father and son team that run the place, a one handed chef, a pregnant waitress, and some travellers seeking car repairs and directions the hell out of there.

It seems like a pretty normal situation until an old lady shows up, and tells the pregnant woman that her baby is going to burn. Shit turns crazy when the old lady takes a bite out of one of the travellers necks and climbs the walls in a straight-out-of-the-exorcist style scene.

When she’s finally taken care of with a comically stereotypical shot fired from the token black guys concealed weapon, a stranger shows up. Michael. Now, Michael is a complete bad ass angel who’s chosen to go against God’s word.
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What I like most about Legion is the way it takes on the explanation of the situation. In other films when a character asks the main badass what’s going on, they take five or ten minutes and explain the whole ordeal. Michael does that, but he seems hurried the entire way through, which is the way it should be. Angels are coming to kill you, and you’re sitting around discussing it? Not on Michael’s watch.

However, little, to no explination has it’s downfalls as well. If you’re not familiar with Angelic lore at all, you’d have missed the point behind the Earth shaking sound that comes shortly before the appearance of Gabriel. In lore Gabriel is always pictured with a horn, I thought the horn blast was really well done. Very well done, you get the sense of impending doom when you hear it. But they skipped telling you what it was.

However, this is soon forgotten during the Angel fight.

I wont give away the ending, but I will say that it could have been a little less cheesy in my opinion, but it did the job. All in all a pretty entertaining end of the world scenario, I think it was worth the ten bucks just to see it on the big screen. I’m not sure if I would buy the DVD though, it feels more like a rental, or a download.

Either way, later.

07
Dec

Monday Mornings– Taken (2008)

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So I know I normally do music reviews on Mondays, but I had nothing written, and I haven’t listened to anything enough to do a proper review. However, this morning my room mate asked if I had ever seen Taken. I’d heard it was pretty bad ass, but I hadn’t heard a whole lot else.

It gets off to a bit of a slow start, unlike a lot of other action movies. Which I actually liked, since we get to know the characters a lot better. I found it adds a bit more to the whole movie over all. We meet the father, Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson), an Ex “preventor” who retired and moved to California to be closer to his daughter, Kim (Maggie Grace) who lives with her mother, and step father. The story shows us how he genuinely loves, and misses his daughter.

We soon find out, after Mills’ friends ask him for help with a freelance body guard job, watching over a pop starlette, just how massively bad ass Bryan Mills is. Quickly dropping a potential stabber, and hopping in an escape vehicle.

This is where the story picks up. Kim makes plans to go to Paris with a friend, and ends up getting into a lot of trouble. While on the phone with her father, she is kidnapped. Almost instantly it turns from feel good family movie, to pulse pounding action. From here on, it’s Liam Neeson verses the entire European Sex Slave Trade. Intense!

Through out the next hour and a half the action and plot gets thicker, and more intense. Mills runs through Paris, knocking off various bad guys, and uncovering more and more of the sex trade, trying to find his daughter. Old friends turn to potential enemies, shots are fired, shots don’t get to be fired, and the bad assery flows like an awesome, delicious wine.

This movie, though not my favourite action movie off all time, definitely took a top spot among them. I’m slightly reluctant to say it, but I think Taken could possibly be a perfect action movie. The longer intro story makes us love the characters. We not only want to see the awesome Dad come out of retirement and kick some ass, you genuinely want to see him save his hot daughter from being bought and sold, and the reunion scene is additionally heart warming. It takes what every other action movie promises, and delivers. Heart pounding, edge of your seat suspense.

If you haven’t seen Taken, I highly recommend.

Either way, later.

22
Oct

Religulous (2008)

Religulous3So I’ve seen this movie before, but while stumbling around the Internet I came across a Google Video of Bill Maher’s Religulous. Now, I thought this the first time I watched it, but I only thought to write about it this time. Bill Maher has a good idea with this video!

However, with his good ideas of questioning the existence of God, or gods, he also doesn’t have very many arguments that are, well, good enough. If someone were questioning my belief in a certain deity, should I soundly believe in one, I would want more solid questions than “How can you believe that?”

Bill Maher scrutinizes people for answering his simple question with a simple answer. If he were to ask “How can you believe that?” and get the answer “Because I do.” Frankly I think that’s enough. If he had more complex questions, and didn’t just repeat the same one over and over, I would appreciate this film a lot more. But amoung the everyday believers, he did manage to talk to some authorities, two from the Vatican, and several from other religions as well, including Muslim, and Judism. The two from the Vatican were actually the two that offered up the best points for Maher’s side of the debate.

But again, Maher does have a good idea, and a good meaning behind Religulous. People as a whole need to stop letting religious differences get between them. The most intense war that’s been waging for centuries in the middle east wouldn’t be happening if it weren’t for religion.

It’s an interesting movie, and I would suggest watching it, if not for the ideas being tossed aroung, but for the hilarity in some of the conversations.

Religulous.

19
Sep

How To Be (2008)

2008′s How To Be afforded Twilight actor Robert Pattinson what the latter sadly denied him: the opportunity to portray more than one emotion. Albeit few, these scenes in which Pattinson isn’t bumbling awkwardly about bleary-eyed and cotton-mouthed are refreshing — namely a pub scene in which he, aided on both counts by excessive alcohol, gains fledgling self-confidence only to lose his grip on it upon spotting his ex with a new flame. In fact, the many spoiled-childish tantrums of Pattinson’s Arthur are comedic gold.

But, enough on him. Johnny White and Mike Pearce, as Art’s mates Ronny and Nikki, contend admirably for their limelight — particularly noteworthy, a scene in which Nikki fumbles a trick at a skate park — and Alisa Arnah is formidably credible as Art’s exasperated love interest.

As for the plot, it’s your satisfyingly typical British independent film that comes full circle to the middle of nowhere but now with sprinkles. Inarguably, none of the characters gain much ground throughout the course of the film, but by its conclusion you commend their baby steps.